in other other words..
seasonal affective disorder:
1. this is califrickinfornia for crying out loud...are we really supposed to be smelling wet asphalt, hearing loud thunder at night and feeling cold chills breeze by in mid SEPTEMBER?! there goes my hopes for an extended summer tan..
2. fall=fall fashion week in nyc=pain because im 3,000 miles away..
3. i hate rain. enough said.
4. windshield wipers, disastrous.
5. no more laying out by the pool, at least not without looking like a crazy person who can't let go of a season...
6. seasons are always associated with certain cities for me, fall means i should be living on a tiny crowded little island on the east coast...the fact that im not there to witness the color of leaves changing in central park while i do homework on a sunday...DEPRESSING.
7. as soon as pumpkins hit, we're on to christmas...WHOA slow down.
8. rainy weather=frizzy hair, sigh.
9. i have no gym membership, how will i run in the midst of rainy season? mom: "you can join me at curves if you want"
10. circuit training indoors-shoot me!
11. no money for a new fall wordrobe...really, i cry at night.
12. no real need for a fall wardrobe because im in cali, OOOOH MYYYYYLANTA. i cant do this.
13. as if the above is not sufficient reasoning for the early symptoms of SAD, by the end of this season, i should have a lead for a job (as per my plans...) YIKESsss.
im moving to Puerto Rico. screw seasons.
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